Ashworth Out, Superstar Executive In: Newcastle United upgrade sporting director with well-respected winner Mitchell

Newcastle United have sensationally announced Paul Mitchell as their new sporting director, replacing Manchester United-bound Dan Ashworth in a major coup for the ambitious Magpies!

The club proudly declared on social media: "Newcastle United are delighted to announce the appointment of Paul Mitchell as the club's sporting director.”

Mitchell, whose playing career was cut short by injury, has since become a transfer wizard, working his magic at some of Europe's top clubs.

Starting as a humble scout at MK Dons, Mitchell skyrocketed through the ranks, helping Southampton storm the Premier League before dazzling at Tottenham with his eye for talent.

The recruitment genius then conquered Germany with RB Leipzig, before transforming AS Monaco and even leaving his mark on Belgian side Cercle Brugge!

Now, Mitchell is set to shake St. James' Park, with Newcastle fans dreaming of Premier League glory under his expert guidance.

Newcastle United's decision to appoint Paul Mitchell as their new sporting director is a clear statement of intent, as the club seeks to build on their recent success and establish themselves as a force to be reckoned with in the Premier League.

Will Paul Mitchell be the final piece in Newcastle's puzzle to reach the top? The football world watches with bated breath.